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Did you know that you can induce labor by tickling the space between the toes of the mother?If you did know that, then I think you're crazy. I'm not believing that, because it's a load of horse shit. Anyways, I've been i…
Contrast and Compare

On Saturday, I watched a horror movie called Audition. It was one of the most graphic, disturbing movies I've ever seen. The last fifteen minutes were insane, and I was sure that I was going to have trouble sleeping.Inst…
Lightning Bolts Suck, Part Three

Read Lightning Bolts Suck, Part One and Part Two!As soon as I walk through the door in our temporary set up, I'm grabbed by one of the Health Services ladies. They need to get to their systems, so I go to work.The rest o…
Lightning Bolts Suck, Part Two

Read 'Lightning Bolts Suck, Part One'!It's the next day, and I'm fast asleep. It's 7:30 AM, and I don't have to be to work until 10:00 AM, so I'm planning on still sleeping for an hour or so. This is a good thing for me,…
Lightning Bolts Suck, Part One

Tuesday morning, right before I was about to depart for work, I got a call from my coworker (paraphrased for your delight):Dave: Hi Jake. Don't come in yet.Me: Okay. Why?Dave: Fire in the basement. Something big. They ki…
My Wife, My Job

For this story to make any sense whatsoever, I'll have to explain the layout of the building in which I walk to work each day. We start off in the DMV entrance of the Warren County Municipal Center. *wavy, unnecessary …
Brown Paper Packages

Well, it's funny how life has a way of surprising you; for instance, I thought I was going to be going crazy trying to get stuff done at work. However, the humongous project we encountered in late November that should ha…